But now, welcome to the party! There's a lot going on inside but don't forget to wander around in the gardens and grounds for more creepy fun.
The cemetery is really going to be shakin' tonight. The skeletons have hired a DJ to play music through the night. "You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you rattle it all abo..... OW! What hit me on the head? Oops, someone shook a bit too hard! Anyone missing this right foot?!"
We've hired a parking attendant to make sure all the hearses, brooms, and other vehicles get taken care of properly. Don't worry about dents, he's very good. Been at the job for years! (and years and years and years)
And when the party is finally ended, we've planned to have a cleaning staff come in to "wrap things up". So now, come on inside, grab yourself a glass of something, and let the party begin!